Saw this on my Facebook feed today. Thought it was hilarious. Just wanted to share.
Overheard in a grocery store by someone waiting in line behind a woman talking on her cell phone in another language. Ahead of her as a white man. After the woman hangs up he speaks up.
Man: “I didn’t want to say anything while you were on the phone but you are in America now. You need to speak English.”
Woman: “Excuse me?”
Man: *talks slow* “If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak English.”
Woman: “Sir, I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England.”